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  😂 Desi Jokes Maa: Beta chai pee lo Beta: Nahi maa mood nahi hai Maa: Thik hai, phone de do Beta: Maa chai kahan hai? ☕😂 Dost: Bhai tu gym kyun join kiya? Main: Body banani hai Dost: Aur pizza? Main: Woh dil ke liye hai ❤️🍕 Teacher: Tum late kyun aaye? Student: Sir sapna dekh raha tha Teacher: Kaisa sapna? Student: Ki main time pe aa gaya 😆 Papa: Tumhe kis cheez ka darr lagta hai? Beta: Exam se Papa: Aur result se? Beta: Woh toh reality hai 😭😂 Ladki: Tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho? Ladka: Jitna tum online rehti ho Ladki: Matlab 24/7? Ladka: Haan… aur last seen bhi on 😏 Maa: Phone chhod ke kuch kaam bhi kar lo Beta: Maa main kaam hi kar raha hoon Maa: Kya? Beta: Battery drain hone ka 😎🔋 Dost: Bhai tu itna silent kyun hai? Main: Kyunki meri life mein sab kuch loud chal raha hai 🤣 Papa: Kitni baar bola hai paise bachao Beta: Papa main emotional ho gaya tha Papa: Kya kharida? Beta: Offer dekh ke sab 😭💸 Maa: ...